“We suffer so much! I just wanted to make everyone happy! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”

9,737 notes| 2 days ago | via:pipitass | source:littlegirlinvisible | +omg


i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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Jimmy Choo MEN with Kit Harington.

6,718 notes| 4 days ago | via:cescaddict | source:direwolvesz | +kit harington +byeeeee
396 notes| 5 days ago | via:aaronjramseys | source:aaronjramseys | +Aaron Ramsey +arsenal


It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

275,350 notes| 6 days ago | via:homosaurus-rex | source:homosaurus-rex | +america
3,309 notes| 1 week ago | via:aaronjramseys | source:aaronjramseys | +Mesut Ozil


it was thirst at first sight

27,519 notes| 1 week ago | via:yumyum-cumquat | source:cumleak | +me
672 notes| 1 week ago | via:tooyoungtofight | source:football-hqs | +mesut ozil
21,107 notes| 1 week ago | via:football-hqs | source:football-hqs | +x +life